U.S. — CNN anchor Jake Tapper has announced a new book coming this May entitled The Search For The Man Who Peed Tapper's Pants.
A result of years of investigative journalism, the book aims to uncover the identity of the mysterious man who peed all over the inside of Jake Tapper's trousers.
"Who could it be? You'll be on the edge of your seat," read a review from fellow CNN correspondent Dana Bash. "Tapper displays unparalleled detective skills as he sifts through the clues, delving through long-held secrets as he unravels the mystery of who soaked Jake Tapper's pants in urine."
The mystery itself dates back almost four years, when Jake Tapper, while standing in the Rose Garden, suddenly discovered his pants were steadily being covered in pee. "Who is doing this? What man is responsible??" cried Tapper, as the urine stain quickly spread over his dress slacks. "Curse you! I'll find you if it's the last thing I do!"
At publishing time, Tapper had announced a follow up book, The Search For The Man Who Wet Jake Tapper's Bed.
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