CUPERTINO, CA - You may not have noticed very many obvious changes with the latest iPhone update, but you will next time you attempt to tell someone that you "don't agree with" them. Apple has updated its autocorrect technology to recognize this old-fashioned expression and instantly change it the more contemporary statement, "I hate all gay people."
"It's a simple fix that takes a common typographical error and fixes it instantly," said VP of marketing, Alicia Chung. "We like to be at the forefront of progress."
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