WASHINGTON, D.C. — On top of losing an economic deal and getting publicly berated on television, President Zelensky arrived at his hotel room only to find that Trump had changed his Netflix password and now Zelensky would have to get his own account.
The loss of his Premium Netflix subscription came as a tough blow, after already missing out on his catered lunch and losing the backing of the most powerful nation on the planet.
"Oh, come on," said Zelensky, realizing the password had been changed. "I lose my access to billions of dollars, cruise missiles, and my Netflix account, all in one day? You could have left me the Netflix, Trump. I could really have used a Bridgerton binge."
According to sources, Trump changed the previous Netflix password in a vindictive rage after the disastrous Oval Office meeting. "Cut him off, no more free rides on the $15.99 per month subscription," said Trump. "The old password, El_Trumpo_4_Eva is no more. How does that taste, Zelensky?"
At publishing time, Zelensky's night had taken an even worse turn when he discovered that Trump had also removed him from his AT&T Family Plan.
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