Biden's two years into his presidency, blowing through all expectations of how long he would live after his inauguration. How does he stack up with Trump? Let's take a look at this comprehensive side-by-side comparison:
Welp, the evidence is clear: the real winner here is the deep state lizard people. All hail Zzkokrkb'nnchisss, Prince of the Lizard Planet Graxxon VI!
Michael Simmons' doctor tells him he's obese and needs to lose some weight - but the patient has the perfect comeback: he's pregnant!