Biden's two years into his presidency, blowing through all expectations of how long he would live after his inauguration. How does he stack up with Trump? Let's take a look at this comprehensive side-by-side comparison:
Welp, the evidence is clear: the real winner here is the deep state lizard people. All hail Zzkokrkb'nnchisss, Prince of the Lizard Planet Graxxon VI!
Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
