U.S.—A controversial new Paw Patrol episode shows the pups rounding up commies around Adventure Bay.
Dubbed "Pups Save Capitalism," the episode kicks off with Mayor Goodway attending a secret Communist meeting in which she and the other filthy commies conspire to seize the means of production.
Ryder and the pups catch wind of this and kick off an inquisition around the bay, bringing in suspects and grilling them on their alleged ties to the Communist Party.
"I have here in my hand a list of 205 known commies around Adventure Bay," declares Ryder to the pups, waving a piece of paper around. "We must round them up and make sure their dangerous economic ideas are not enacted."
"No commie is too big, no pup is too small! Whenever you see a commie, just yelp for help!"
"Ready to out some commies, Ryder, sir!" the pups shout cheerfully before kicking down doors around town and dragging commies to concentration camps in the middle of the night. Chase's cruiser is outfitted with a special .50 cal machine gun to mow down Communists, while a cackling Rubble uses his bulldozer to squish the reds.
Any commies they capture are chucked out of Skye's helicopter.
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