U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where to send them.
ICE agents thanked the illegals for simplifying the process, making it much easier to know where they came from and what planes to load them on.
"It makes our jobs a lot easier," said immigration agent Hank Simpson. "Under normal circumstances, we'd have to spend hours or even days trying to identify these people and figure out where they came from and how to get them back home. Now, with them out there waving flags, it's pretty cut and dry."
Mobs of protesters staged marches in U.S. streets to voice opposition to President Donald Trump's crackdown on illegal immigration, bravely displaying the banners of their home countries. "It eliminates a lot of the guesswork," Simpson said. "It could've been a lot more frustrating, but these folks are out here doing us a solid and letting us know right off the bat where the cargo planes should be sent. We really appreciate the help."
At publishing time, ICE officials had loaded several hundred people waving Palestinian flags on a flight back to Gaza
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