It's hard being a Christian when the world is trying to tempt us with secular bands, shows, movies, and satire sites. But God calls us to be under the world, not above it. Or wait -- something like that. Anyway, we worked up this handy guide to Christian equivalents of great secular things so you can enjoy godly alternatives that are almost, but not quite, as good as the stuff the world cooks up.

Go forth and be sanctified: