Everyone knows that the media is either fake and biased or completely 100% factual and correct, depending on how your political orientation lines up with any given news source.
With that in mind, The Babylon Bee conducted an investigation into how different media outlets covered Israel's hostage rescue operation:
The Babylon Bee: Breaking: Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue
New York Times: Breaking: Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue
CNN: GENOCIDE: Israel Mass Murders More Palestinian Citizens Also Please Pay Attention To Us We're Broke
Rolling Stone: Palestinians Recount Horror Of Living With 4 Jews For 247 Days
NotTheBee: Israel Just Pulled Off One Of The Most EPIC Rescues In History And Libz Are Big Mad. Let Me Break It Down For You. 🤣🤣🤣
BBC News: Israel Genocidally Commits Genocide By Shooting Back At Innocent Civilian People Shooting At Them In Horrible Genocide
Buzzfeed: Check Out These 32 Recipes From Child-Free Trans Women That You Need In Your Life
Deadspin: Here's a Video of a Racist Israeli Hostage in Blackface Oh Wait Those Are Ashes From His Friend's Incinerated Body And Oops We Just Lost Another $500 Million Defamation Lawsuit
Washington Post: Hi, I'm Raul, The Janitor, Nobody Here Today
HuffPost: Israel Brutally Murders Civilians Innocently Holding AK-47s, Hostages
TMZ: POOLSIDE PICS! You'll Never Believe How These Seven Celebs Responded to Israel's Slaughter of Innocent Palestinians
Al Jazeera: Wait! Don't Shoot! I Can Exp —
The list above will help you determine if other news outlets covered the Israeli hostage rescue as accurately as The Babylon Bee.
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