Want an easy way to delight the neighborhood kids this year?
Try this simple life hack: buy a bunch of delicious, king-size candy and chocolate bars, eat the candy within, and then hide a Bible inside. Carefully reseal the wrapper, and voila! You've successfully made the neighborhood kids' Halloween!
Just imagine the look on the kids' faces when they go to open that King-Size Hershey bar only to find it's actually something better: the Candy of Life. They'll chuckle and say things like, "Oh, those rascally Robinsons! Thanks for giving me an eternal treat instead of the everlasting trick of Hell!"
In years past, lots of Christians got their houses egged when they didn't participate in Halloween or handed out undisguised Bibles or Chick tracts. You don't want that to happen to you! So make sure you disguise your Bibles as a tasty treat. Kids everywhere love it!
Mix this trick with those $1000 bills that are actually gospel tracts for maximum impact.
Go forth, Christian soldiers!
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