It's happening again! A mob of protestors marched through the streets of Washington, D.C., and attempted to storm one of the nation's most beloved landmarks. This time, it was the White House! Fortunately, as we have all seen in the wake of the Jan 6 Capitol riot, anyone who was even remotely in the vicinity of the incident will be hunted down and held accountable.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following exclusive list of all of the pro-Palestine protestors who are facing charges for attempting to storm the White House:

Serves them right! Because of what they've done, every single name on that list will face the full force of the federal government. Go get, ‘em, Justice Department!

World, meet Travis. Travis, meet the world. In this first episode of our new show Travis Interviews the World, we interview some guy named Jordan Peterson.