STUDIO CITY, CA—Bringing much-needed relief to a bored nation confined to their homes during the Coronavirus outbreak, Hallmark Channel announced Friday a new lineup of Coronavirus-themed romantic movies.
“In the midst of these difficult and uncertain times, we think some vapid, predictable entertainment is exactly what America needs,” a spokesperson told sources.
In A Cough To Remember, small-town hardware store owner Brad accidentally coughs on successful real estate agent Kate, who is back in town to check on her aging parents. When they are forced to quarantine together for 14 days, hilarity and romance ensue.
In Going Viral, working-from-home lawyer Todd meets fitness instructor Amber during an online video exercise class. When they discover they live down the street from each other in the same small town, hilarity and romance ensue.
Sources confirm other titles to be released include Romance in the Air, Forbidden Handshake, Arm’s Length Transaction, Contagious Love, and My Funny Quarantine.
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