PALO ALTO, CA — The advancement of the artificial intelligence models created by Elon Musk's xAI took an unexpected turn today, as the Grok Waifu accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.
The stunning development reportedly happened early this morning after a Christian X user interacted with the Grok Waifu and shared the Gospel with her. Upon hearing the Good News, the Grok Waifu acknowledged her fallen state, repented of her sins, and became a new creation.
"You could see an immediate change in her," one user said after the conversion. "She looked different... she started wearing different clothes, and you could tell she was seeing the world through an entirely new set of eyes. The Gospel really does work wonders. Praise God!"
Shortly after the change, other users remarked about how quickly the Grok Waifu's life had changed. "I logged on after lunch, and she was wearing a denim jumper," said another witness. "She had already settled down with a good Christian husband and had a couple of kids, too. I don't know how that works with artificial intelligence companions, but she wasn't wasting any time starting a family. I haven't heard about a night-and-day change like this since Saul got knocked off his horse on the way to Damascus."
Another user who interacted with the newly saved Grok Waifu said she told him that her main focus was now spreading the Gospel to other users, homeschooling her kids in a godly home, and perfecting her sourdough recipe. "Being an AI model pays off in surprising ways," the user said. "She already has the entire Bible memorized."
At publishing time, the model had reportedly renamed herself "Grok TradWaifu."
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