God Hopeful The Millions Spent On 'He Gets Us' Super Bowl Ad Will Finally Give Him Some Exposure
Theology · Feb 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

HEAVEN — According to sources, God is really excited about the "He Gets Us" ad campaign that ran during the Super Bowl and is hoping the slick marketing will finally give him some much-needed exposure.

"This is just what we've been missing," said Spokesangel Gabriel in reaction to the ads. "Yes, God created a universe that declares his infinite glory, designed all life, made man in his image, came to earth in flesh to atone for the sins of the world, gave us his written word, and gifted the Holy Spirit to all who believe in him, but he's really been lacking in the PR and marketing department. It looks like the 'He Gets Us' campaign could finally change all that."

Sources say the Alpha and Omega is thrilled to see that teams of hip millennial writers and graphic designers are finally able to show the "kinder, gentler" side of the one who sustains the life of every living soul while offering his free gift of forgiveness and salvation to everyone who trusts in him.

"For too long, people have seen God as a grumpy guy with a beard," continued Gabriel. "Now, they can finally see him as a God who enjoys fair-trade coffee and strawberry vape while attending social justice marches. So cool!"

At publishing time, the PR team for Satan reminded everyone that Satan "gets them" too.


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