Family Vacations Across Country To A Far-Off Tropical Location To Eat Breakfast At Cracker Barrel
Lifestyle · Apr 20, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

KEY WEST, FL - According to sources, the Mayweather family has traveled thousands of miles across the country to vacation in a sunny, tropical location, only to eat breakfast at Cracker Barrel. 

The family, who hails from a small town in the Midwest, passed up dozens of delicious, award-winning local fare in favor a national chain of mass-produced "home-style cooking." 

"We thought about being adventurous and trying something new, but then we saw that old familiar Cracker Barrel sign and suddenly felt a longing to eat mediocre food surrounded by antiques while playing that little peg game and listening to Randy Travis," said Mr. Mayweather. "No other dining experience in Key West can top that! Nosiree!" 

Sources say the family sat down to eat warm scrambled eggs and burnt sausage just 30 yards away from a legendary seafood joint that would have changed their lives.

"Wow, what a delicious breakfast!" said Mrs. Mayweather. "Those plain, unexceptional, and totally expected hotcakes were to DIE for!"

Sources say the family is looking forward to driving to the beach later today to check out a cool looking lunch spot called "Chick-Fil-A." 


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