Experts Predict Every Liberal Will Soon Be On Own Individual Social Media Platform To Prevent Encountering Wrong Opinions
Tech · Nov 18, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Tech companies are reportedly getting ready for a future in which all liberals will require their own individual social media platforms so they can avoid encountering wrong opinions.

"People keep disagreeing with me!" said Nina Vaul, a former X user. "That's why I'm joining Nina Social. It's just me there, and I agree with everything I say. This is how social media should be."

According to experts, this has been a long time coming. "Liberals left Twitter for Mastodon, but that didn't take. Then they left for Threads. Now they are migrating to BlueSky," explained Dr. Hernández Romingo, a sociologist. "It was only a matter of time before we reached a social media singularity where users leave each other so rapidly that they each end up on their own separate social media platforms."

"It's the only way they can be safe."

Zuckerberg, CEO of Meta, has been watching this trend with trepidation. "Arguing with others used to be a catalyst for social media engagement, something users craved," he said. "I'm not sure how to monetize billions of people just talking to themselves all day, but I'm sure I'll figure out a way."

Meta has reportedly spearheaded the development of new technology that will quickly allow users to create social media platformers for a single member. The user is the admin and the star, interacting with a sea of bots that replicate their own personality.

"It's a real homerun," Zuckerberg said. "Anything you post goes viral because you love everything you post."

"Wow, such a smart post," posted Dylan Graves on Dylan Social in response to one of his own posts. "Astute observation."

At publishing time, users had abandoned their individual social networks after disagreeing with old posts.


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