U.S.—An exciting new set of homeschool family-targeted curriculum developed by Classical Connections was designed to help parents pass on their smug attitude about homeschooling their children on to the next generation of homeschoolers.
“Our textbooks teach everything from passive-aggressive comments about how your friends’ kids are going to public school to the proper way to loudly let everyone around you at church know that you are a homeschool family—as God intended,” a Classical Connections representative told reporters Thursday. “It’s a holistic approach to passing on your pompous demeanor to your children.”
The set includes various textbooks to help parents immerse their children in the condescending attitude of homeschooling in a wide range of subjects, including science, mathematics, history, and religion.
Instructional DVDs will also show parents and students sample conversations with families who send their kids to public school, demonstrating how to showcase exaggerated concern and exude the assumption that they did not think that decision through hard enough.