GREENBRIER, NY - Long-standing member of First Baptist Church Adrienne Little went out to lunch after church on Sunday, as is her custom, and spent the entire time scolding her Applebee's waiter for taking a shift on the Lord's Day rather than dedicating the day to worshiping God, sources confirmed.
As the young server politely waited on Little and 14 of her church friends for over three hours, the woman continually berated him for working on a Sunday.
"Why are you not at church? Don't you know today is the Lord's Day?" the woman said, raising a judgmental eyebrow. "Also, bring me another salad. This one's all wilted and not fresh at all. Honestly, who runs this place?"
"It's just really sad to see how many young people think it's OK to disrespect God by working on Sunday," she said loudly as the busy server hurried over to another table. "I don't know if I want to live in a country where this kind of thing is acceptable. Back in my day, nobody would have the nerve to dishonor God in that way."
After sending back her entree a third time, Little wondered aloud why it is that restaurants are open on Sunday in the first place, blaming the phenomenon on "our godless culture" and former president Barack Obama. "This place we're eating at should be closed to honor the Lord," she grumbled, shaking her head.
Sources also claim Little left a dollar tip, later revealed to be a gospel tract rather than actual, legal tender.