Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Church Sound Guy? 9 Qualifications

Church · Aug 28, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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9. Be the backbone of the entire operation and never get a single word of thanks. - Unlike the worship leader, who basks in the adoration.

Sounds like a sweet gig!

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