Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Church Sound Guy? 9 Qualifications
Church · Aug 28, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

While today's churches seem to have tons of positions and pastors for everything, in the Bible, there are only a few church offices outlined: elder, deacon, and sound guy. Each of these has lofty qualifications to ensure that the person who carries out these tasks is a godly man of character.

If you want to be a church sound guy, you need to demonstrate the ability to:


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