SYDNEY - Unhinged conspiracy theorists are going crazy today, peddling wild accusations about tyrannical world leaders wanting to build a "New World Order", just because tyrannical world leaders are openly saying they want to build a New World Order.
"Yeh, that's totally what we're doing, fair dinkum," said New South Wales' chief health officer Dr. Kerry Chant in an address this week. "We're building a New World Order where every single person will be tracked and monitored around the clock so they can be imprisoned for even the smallest infractions against the state - you know, for your safety and stuff."
Fact-checkers have emphasized that even though world leaders have openly pledged to build a New World Order, any belief that world leaders are building a New World Order should be considered a debunked conspiracy theory because world leaders are not really building a New World Order because fact-checkers say so and also since "New World Order" is just a humorous expression world leaders use when they're joking around to take their minds off the stress of building a New World Order.
Australia's Prime Minister has since declared that any dangerous conspiracy theorists caught talking about a "New World Order" will be detained in a New World Order camp until the New World Order is done being built.