Looking to expand your personal gym, but low on cash? Instead of spending money on a 20-pound weighted vest, try just gaining 20 pounds instead.
Running around with extra weight is a great way to work out — doubly so if the weight is part of your own body. Take it from the experts at Wilson's Meat Factory in upstate Illinois — working out with a little extra weight on your body strains your heart, joints, and your stamina, ensuring that you work harder than ever for each and every step.
"If wearing a 20-pound vest is good for your exercise routine, just imagine what actually gaining 20 pounds can do for you," said part-time physical trainer and Wilson's Meat Factory founder George P. Wilson. "Just think of the tremendous workout you would have after going for a jog with a 20-pound vest on. Now imagine if you had that 20-pound vest on permanently, under your skin, 24 hours a day. Now that's some good exercise."
As part of an exclusive deal, fitness-conscious consumers can now save a bundle on a weighted vest by simply packing on an additional 20 pounds of weight.
"This is a natural way to save money and intensify your exercise," said fitness guru Lars Hanson. "Why spend the extra money on another piece of workout equipment when you can use that money to stuff your face and add that extra weight organically?"
Listen to the experts: forget about buying that overrated weighted vest — start eating today and add that weight the old-fashioned way.
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