Daily Wire Launches Exciting New Social Network 'Jeremy'sSpace'
Internet · Jun 2, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

NASHVILLE, TN — A few hours after Twitter censored the premier of Matt Walsh's documentary on its platform, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing announced the creation of a brand-new un-woke social media site called Jeremy'sSpace.

"Jeremy'sSpace will be a space for anyone to, you know, just, like, hang out, meet people, and share cool memes without worrying about being censored by woke tyrants," said Boreing in a statement. "Plus, everyone who signs up for Jeremy'sSpace will automatically be friends with me!"

"Come hang out on Jeremy'sSpace, guys!"

Sources say that within 3 minutes of the announcement, over 12 million frustrated conservatives created accounts on the new network. Every one of them will now have the privilege of interacting with Jeremy Boreing himself whenever they want to.

Jeremy's first note on his space reads: "Hey guuuuuys jeremy here POTATOES!!! lol so random . . n.e. way, i hope you enjoy my page and leave me a " "kewl" " note and i'll try to respond soon : )"

Users will also be able to share gifs, listen to favorite songs, and check the relationship status of their hot friends without woke overlords spoiling all the fun.

At publishing time, sources had reported the site was already very popular with seniors as it runs very smoothly with a 56k modem.

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