Turn those frowns upside down, everyone! Even though the Democrats won sweeping victories across the country in the midterms, it's not all bad news out there. Believe it or not, there might even be some good things that come out of it.
The Babylon Bee is here to cheer you up with the following list of silver linings from the Republican losses:
You don't have to worry about picking a career when you're in the gulags: You'll either be the guy who breaks rocks, or the guy who picks up the broken rocks.
Soup kitchens are so homey: Mmm, soup.
All the models will be fat again so it will be easier to not lust: Thanks, Dems!
The outcome will not affect how amazing the new White House Ballroom will be: Phew, that's a relief.
Hiding Jews in your attic can be a fun way to make new friends: Lovely to meet you and your family, Yosef.
At least 13 brand-new genders will be introduced in 2027: So exciting.
Hijabs can really hide those extra pounds: Hooray!
A newly humble President Trump will learn some hard lessons and change his ways: This makes it all worth it.
See? It's not all bad. There are plenty of things to look forward to under the rule of the Democrats. Let us know your favorite thing about the Republicans getting destroyed in the midterms, and then go grab your spot in the bread line early!
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