HELL — In a small and private ceremony, the Prince of Darkness himself ceded his title of "Eternal Supreme Lord of Evil and Darkness" to a Reddit mod named Brayden.
Brayden, also known as u/Treebortion37, moderates several subreddits and is a known karma farmer who makes sure everything goes his way. Rules? He doesn't need them. He is the rule. And you're all going to get in line, or he will ban you with no explanation and mute anyone who complains.
"I have to tip my horns to Brayden. He is way more evil than I am. I mean, wow!" said Satan. "Which is why I am ceding my title of 'Eternal Supreme Lord of Evil and Darkness' to him. You earned it, buddy!"
According to sources, Satan was despondent over the loss, though happy to have more time to hang around on the creepy adults-only Amish furries subreddit that Brayden also moderates.
As the new Eternal Supreme Lord of Evil and Darkness, Brayden will be personally responsible for overseeing abortions and tempting the general public. Satan is still expected to do some tempting on the side, however, though more as a hobby as he does his best to get more people into the fantastical world of Amish furries.
Brayden reportedly declined to comment, banning all reporters from his house.
At publishing time, Brayden had reportedly suffered a crisis of faith, having previously been a staunch atheist until Satan invited him to Hell to name him the Eternal Supreme Lord of Evil and Darkness.
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