After a tough stretch at the 2026 Winter Olympics, Canadians are understandably feeling a little down. But it's not all that bad, Canada. There are still reasons to feel good about yourselves.
The Babylon Bee is here to cheer up America's neighbors to the north with the following list of things Canada is still better at than the U.S.:
Pouring gravy all over your fries for some reason: We're not sure why you do it, but you're clearly the best at it.
Being kind of French, but not totally French: Canadians can feel proud to have mastered the art of being vaguely, somewhat, almost French.
Celebrating Thanksgiving in the wrong month: This really sets you guys apart from the people who do it the right way.
Apologizing: No need to feel sorry about this one. But you probably will.
Euthanasia: No other nation on this side of the globe systematically kills the sick, elderly, and disabled like you guys. Bravo.
Embracing Communism: You're really giving Cuba a run for its money.
Hockey: Oh wait…
So cheer up, Canada! That's at least seven six things that you can hold your heads up high and know for certain that you're still better at than Americans. What else are Canadians still good at? Post your suggestions in the comments.
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