BEVERLY HILLS, CA - Elon's purchase of Twitter is displacing thousands of angry Leftists, who have left their homes on Twitter and formed a caravan to greener pastures on MySpace. 

"Please! Tom from MySpace! Save us!" cried the huddled masses outside the MySpace HQ in Beverly Hills. "Let us onto your platform that we may spread our ideas unchallenged and unquestioned!" 

But Tom from MySpace couldn't hear, as he was enjoying his billions on a remote island in the Caribbean. 

According to sources, the crowds are continuing to grow into the dozens and will stay put until they have a place to say whatever they want without having to worry about anyone disagreeing with them.

Biden's ICE agents have been dispatched to separate the refugees from their children and put them in cages. 

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