Can You Spot The 7 Clues In This Picture That This Family Homeschools?

Education · Jun 15, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
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Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can spot all seven clues that this is a homeschool family:


  1. Instead of gay art, there's a bunch of drawings of a nuclear family:

    An obvious sign.

  2. This boy is wearing boy clothes instead of a dress:

    No public school detected.

  3. The house is kind of a disaster:

    If it's clean, it ain't homeschool.

  4. They have culturally appropriated the use of teepees:

    No one outside of homeschool can do that anymore.

  5. The mother appears to enjoy being around her children:

    Always a telltale sign.

  6. Whoa, look at this book report:

    Zoom in a little. Enhance.

    Oh yeah. Homeschool for sure.

  7. If you look closely, they're all wearing helmets:

    Ha! We knew it. Dorks.


Armed with this knowledge, you too can still pick out the homeschoolers from among us. Let us know any clues in the picture that we missed.


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