Bummer: Antifa Member Grounded For 2 Weeks After Staying Out Too Late At Rally
Worldviews · Aug 14, 2018 · BabylonBee.com

Not good! This proud member of Antifa was grounded for a full two weeks after he stayed out too late at a rally this weekend.

Aw, man! Totally not fair, dude!

The 22-year-old Antifa activist had carefully stuffed his bed to make it appear that he was sleeping, and even played an audio file of a person snoring in hopes that his parents would assume he was home. But his plan was foiled when he stayed out past midnight and his snoring playlist ran out, causing his MacBook Pro to begin blaring out Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)." His mom and dad came in to check on him and noticed he was gone, with a rope made out of sheets hanging out the window.

When he climbed into his room and took off his ski mask, his parents were standing there waiting for him. They took away computer and phone privileges for two weeks and also confiscated his Nintendo Switch.

"They were totally lame about it," he told the Huffington Post. "All my friends are allowed to stay up way past midnight. It's soooo not fair. Ugh."

He's not gonna take it lying down though: the brave Antifa warrior states that if this keeps up, he'll consider moving out of his parents' house in the surburbs, sometime in the next 5-10 years.

"I'm not bluffing this time," he said.

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