U.S.—In a shocking revelation, famous rapper Eminem publicly announced his preference for liberal politics, his opposition to Donald Trump, and his support of Democrat politicians such as Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama in a freestyle rap that aired during the BET Awards Tuesday evening.
People across the nation reported being stunned that a well-known celebrity has come out as progressive.
“You mean Eminem-Eminem, the most successful rapper on earth? He told everyone he’s a liberal? No way,” one surprised man said Wednesday. “A super famous guy who prefers left-wing policies and politicians . . . man, wow. Who would’ve thought?”
“I totally would’ve taken him for a die-hard conservative, like most other celebrities,” the man added.
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