OTAY MESA, CA—The border crisis just got a lot worse as President Biden's new cat visited the border to try to assist with the crisis. Unfortunately, the cat instead stood at an open gate to the border and could not decide whether he should go in or stay out, causing a flood of people to walk right into the country.
"Well? Are you gonna come in or stay out there?" asked a frustrated Border Patrol officer as the cat hesitated, contemplating the deep implications of this decision. "Hurry up -- we haven't got all day here!"
At one point, it looked like the cat wanted to stay out, so officers began to close the gate. But then it meowed loudly and stepped back into the threshold.
"Oh -- so you want to come in then? Fine. Come in."
But the cat then took a couple of tentative steps back. "Oh? You're staying outside. Fine."
This continued for a while, during which time an estimated ten million people made it across the border. Frustrated Border Patrol officers finally just "yeeted" the cat into Mexico.