WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokeswoman for President Biden said Wednesday that he remains committed to rolling back all of former President Donald Trump's policies, including peace in the Middle East. Palestinians in the West Bank voiced their collective approval by launching celebratory rockets into Israel.

"Everything President Trump did was completely wrong, so the opposite of what he did must be right," said White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki. "Thus, the Biden administration remains committed to doing the opposite of everything Donald Trump did in the Middle East as well."

Psaki said the administration's new Middle East policy calls for as much violence as it takes to completely eradicate the peace brought about by Donald Trump. "The people of this region lost many good years of violence and bloodshed," Psaki noted. "We're going to make that up to them, even if it takes decades of war to do so."

A reporter asked if peace in the Middle East was actually a good thing no matter which president brought it about, but Psaki rejected that notion outright. "Let's not lose sight of the most important factor here, which is orange man bad," she said.

Psaki then noted that the Biden administration is committed to rolling back many other Trump policies such as affordable gasoline, low unemployment rates, and general economic prosperity. "We're going to do the opposite," Psaki said. "All that stuff has got to go."