Biden Invites Group Of Kids To White House To See If His Sense Of Smell Has Returned
Politics · Aug 8, 2022 ·

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After finally testing negative for COVID, President Biden has invited a group of kids back to the White House to see if his sense of smell has returned.

"Man, I haven't sniffed a kid in weeks," said Biden as he finally removed his mask and picked up a potted plant he mistook for a kid. "Where are all the little tikes? Bring 'em all back! I hope my sense of smell has fully returned!"

After throwing up in their mouths a little, aides gently reminded the President that kids had been barred from the grounds for their protection.

"Come on, man! You all don't know how to have any fun. What am I supposed to do all day without any kids to sniff? Someone bring me some ice cream! I want chocolate chip!" Biden yelled.

White House staff carefully informed Biden that Ukrainian President Zelensky was on the phone and there was no time to eat ice cream.

"What kind of a name for a kid is Zelensky? What's he smell like, anyway?"

At time of publishing, Biden's frustrated staff just decided to avoid further issues by telling everyone he had COVID again.

World, meet Travis. Travis, meet the world. In this first episode of our new show Travis Interviews the World, we interview some guy named Jordan Peterson.

Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more tactical instruction

Ready to join the conversation? Subscribe today.

Access comments and our fully-featured social platform.

Sign up Now

You must signup or login to view or post comments on this article.