Besides COVID, Here Are 43 Other Things Democrats Are Requesting Amnesty On
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After shattering countless lives with heavy-handed and unscientific COVID responses, the Democrats are now asking America to "forget it and move on."

Let's just pretend it never happened, shall we?

Here are some other things Democrats want you to forget their responsibility for:

  1. Slavery
  2. Jim Crow laws
  3. Grooming children
  4. Ted Kennedy
  5. U2
  6. Banning Dr. Seuss books
  7. Trying to shut down a local business by Oberlin College with false accusations of racism
  8. Trying to shut down a local business in Colorado with false accusations of homophobia
  9. The DMV
  10. Kale
  11. Dr. Fauci
  12. The Rings of Power
  13. Comedienne Amy Schumer
  14. The term "comedienne"
  15. President Andrew Jackson
  16. The Indian Removal Act and Trail of Tears
  17. Gluing themselves to things
  18. Keto cereal
  19. Turning the frogs gay
  20. $5 coffee
  21. Faking Obama's birth certificate
  22. Jeffrey Epstein
  23. Killing Jeffrey Epstein
  24. Michael Moore
  25. Not killing Michael Moore
  26. Peanut butter that you have to stir
  27. The term "the personal is political"
  28. The KKK
  29. Kale again
  30. Homeless crisis
  31. Fatherless homes
  32. Facebook's Metaverse
  33. $7 coffee
  34. The invention of taxation
  35. Encouraging early decorating for Christmas as a scheme to make people annoyed with the holiday
  36. The song "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
  37. Saying "Happy Holidays" in a deliberate act to murder Christmas
  38. Soccer
  39. Calories and cholesterol
  40. Electric cars
  41. Burning down cities and murdering 19 people during the summer of love
  42. Trying every day to destroy the whole of Western Civilization
  43. Hillary Clinton


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