DALLAS, TX - A Dallas-area bar is enforcing social distancing by forcing all patrons to wear Che Guevara T-shirts.
The bar's owner says it's working great so far, with nobody wanting to talk to the guy in the Che Guevara shirt, which is everyone.
"It's working great," said part-owner Bud Kirkpatrick. "Nobody wants to talk to you when you're wearing a Che Guevara shirt, so everyone just sits by themselves."
The bar was filled with patrons giving each other a wide berth, trying to sit as far away from each other as possible.
"Look at that weirdo in the Che shirt," grunted one man, who was also wearing a Che shirt. "I definitely want to steer clear of that freak."
Kirkpatrick says he'll also be adding Nickelback shirts, Antifa shirts, and Doctor Who shirts to the bar shirt rotation.
"You might say our Che plan is more like socialist distancing," he added. "Sorry."