Being a homophobic bigot is one of the worst things you can be. It's just like being Hitler! To make sure you're not a homophobic bigot, keep an eye out for these eight troubling signs. If you show any one of these symptoms, get help immediately.
- You didn't show up for the midnight screening of Bros in full cosplay: You wore pants and everything. Not good!
- You don't really care for soccer: If you're not a major fan of humanity's gayest sport, that's a huge red flag.
- You're married to a woman: You know who else married a woman? Yeah, that's right--Hitler.
- You order black coffee at Starbucks instead of a Pumpkin Spice Latte with extra whip and caramel drizzle: Black coffee is a gateway to the far-right-alt-extremist-right.
- You've never contracted monkeypox: Not even once? BIG yikes.
- You've only seen Rent one time: Multiple viewings are required to keep away the bigotry.
- The Las Vegas Raiders aren't your favorite NFL team: Come on, it's bad enough that you don't care for soccer, but now you don't like the Raiders?
- You love gay people and treat them the same as everyone else but don't 100% support every single one of their lifestyle choices: Disagreeing is hate.
If you or a loved one is showing any of these signs, take them to a pride parade IMMEDIATELY, before they become Hitler.
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