Anti-Fun Democrats Seek To End Most Fun Presidency Of All Time
Politics · Sep 25, 2019 ·

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Everyone in the nation has been enjoying themselves for the past three years---everyone, that is, except anti-fun Democrats, who are now seeking to end the most fun presidency of all time, sources confirmed this week.

Democrats have become the party of no fun allowed and as such are seeking to stop all the fun. They can't sit idly by and let everybody go on this crazy, enjoyable ride---they say the time has come to go back to serious times like when Obama was president and everybody was bored all the time.

"People have been laughing and having fun as they watch Trump tweet and generally enjoy themselves, and this must end," said Chuck Schumer with a dead serious look on his face, wagging his finger, clearly mad that everyone else is having so much fun. "Yes, his tweets are funny sometimes. Yes, he's a big goofball. Yes, Americans are enjoying the spectacle. You know what, stuff like covfefe and Greenland even got a chuckle out of me, I'm ashamed to admit. But American politics is not supposed to be fun. It is supposed to be boring. No fun allowed!"

"No fun! No fun! No fun!" he chanted, with other Democratic leaders and the press joining in.

Trump responding to the impeachment inquiry by tweeting, "Another great day at the White House!" and everybody laughed at that, but Democrats did not. They said that was another example of unconstitutional, treasonous fun that should be stopped.

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