All-White Democratic Debate Mistaken For KKK Rally
Politics · Jan 15, 2020 ·

DES MOINES, IA - Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a "whites only" debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

"And I have many black friends," explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. "Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop."

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the "debate." The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


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