WASHINGTON, D.C. — After inviting biological man Dylan Mulvaney to the White House to discuss the challenges of being a woman, the Biden White House has announced a follow-up summit in which he will host Jimmy Kimmel for an in-depth discussion on what it's like to be black.
"Jimmy and I go way back," said Biden to a can of Shinola he mistook for a Washington press correspondent. "He's a proud black man who knows a thing or two about being black in America. I know because we used to shoot hoops in Compton after skipping school. I turned that guy's life around! Not a joke!"
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, who is reportedly a white man except for the one time he donned blackface for a comedy sketch, has accepted the White House invitation as he never says no to anything people in charge of him tell him to do. "I know a thing or two about the black experience in America, and I'm excited to sit down with my old friend Joey at the White House," he said.
At publishing time, the White House had also invited Hillary Clinton to the White House to talk about what it's like being President.
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