U.S. — With the reality setting in of her devastating defeat, Kamala Harris called up McDonald's to see if she could by chance have her old job back.
"Yeah, I'm available," said Kamala, watching an interview replay. "Cashier, drive-through, onion lady. Stick me in the clown suit. I just need a job."
At publishing time, McDonald's had reportedly turned Kamala down as she never worked there in the first place and could not answer a single question on the McDonald's application.
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