MARS—Cuteness overload alert!
This little critter of an unknown alien species crawled right up to the InSight Mars lander and tried to give it a big hug in the face. It seemed pretty sad to find out that the Mars lander didn't have a face.
Heartwarming video footage showed the little guy crawling all over the surface of the InSight lander looking for an orifice to latch onto.
The little cutie pie crawled out of what appeared to be a nest filled with eggs. Could there be more of these little hams all over the planet? We sure hope so!
In any case, NASA is going to send a manned mission right away to pick up the little guy and make sure he gets the hug he's after. They're even going to bring as many of the little snuggle bunnies back to earth, so we can all get our fill of alien space huggers.
We can't wait!
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