We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel:
- You were buried beneath an avalanche of empty Starbucks cups when you opened the door and are now dead - Yup, probably your wife.
- The driver's seat is positioned so a tiny gnome can fit comfortably - How women drive like this, no man will ever know.
- There's a mailbox in the radiator - Always a telltale sign.
- There are hairbands everywhere. Like, everywhere - They're like deer tracks, but for your wife.
- Taylor Swift is still playing on the radio - Obviously, you would never...
- There's a new 'Baby on Board' sticker - HOLD UP, she's pregnant??
- Not exaggerating, there are hairbands EVERYWHERE. The cupholder, the floor, the side door compartment - How can one woman possibly need so many headbands? What does she even do with them all?
- The front is smashed, the airbags are deployed, fluid is leaking out the bottom, and it's currently being towed - Subtle, but a strong indicator.
- Like, really, there are SO MANY HAIRBANDS! I mean, is she expecting a hairband shortage? Does she have hairband insecurity? Does she just love hairbands that much? Does she have a problem? Is it a cry for help of some kind??? - If you find these thoughts running through your mind, you know without a doubt who drove last.
There you are! Let us know any other signs you've found that let you know your wife had driven the car last!
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