8 Horrific Atrocities And How NBC News Reported Them
Media · Nov 8, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Though millions only just discovered the unique way NBC News covers violent atrocities, the accomplished journalists over at NBC have actually been cooking up those one-of-a-kind headlines for decades! Here is a sampling of some of our favorite actual NBC News headlines describing horrific tragedies over the years:


  1. Passengers aboard the Titanic accidentally drink a little too much water
  2. Citizens of Pompeii experience sudden heat wave
  3. Abraham Lincoln dies after hitting head on a bullet
  4. Millions of Soviet Union residents receive free housing, work opportunities in Siberia
  5. Roman leader killed after knife accident
  6. Malaysian flight delayed indefinitely
  7. Joan of Arc dies after rapid onset of heat exhaustion
  8. Jeffrey Epstein kills himself


Thanks for all the great work over the years, NBC News!


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