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Everyone knows the Secret Service is the most sophisticated, dedicated security team on the planet, a virtually impenetrable defense system. However, did you know that by using high-tech countersurveillance techniques, even you can elude the Secret Service? Here we reveal eight of the most advanced tradecraft secrets in existence that help you avoid detection by the Secret Service:
Ride in on a hot air balloon with "This is my assassin balloon" painted on the side: Espionage at its finest.
Ask Secret Service if they have any spare ammo for your President-shooting gun: So stealthy.
Entreat a crowd of onlookers to point at you and scream, "Hey! He's got a gun!": You'll be practically invisible to them.
Drive an M1A1 Abrams tank directly into the middle of a rally and ask to see the President: Clandestine ops at its finest.
Cover yourself in Hunter Biden's cocaine: Pricey, but effective.
Sneak in under a cardboard box and just freeze whenever you see an exclamation mark over their heads: Tried and true.
Fly one of those skywriting planes and spell out "I'm going to shoot the President": They'll never know what hit them.
Disguise yourself as a deranged kid with a scoped rifle walking on an exposed roof directly across from a Republican President: Fiendishly cunning!
With these ultra-advanced countersurveillance measures, even the Secret Service can be beaten!
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