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Catholic or not, there's nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a wide variety of things she could give up, there are a few things that could really work out well for you.
The Babylon Bee is here with the following list of things you should suggest your wife give up for Lent:
Clothes: Just trying to help her be more holy.
Her 473 open browser tabs: It's time to let go.
Asking questions during movies: Please, oh please.
Making hurtful comments: Such as "Haven't you watched that P-51 Mustang documentary six times already?"
Not making a salami and cheese sandwich for you at 12:15 p.m. each day: This is the path to sanctification.
Control of the covers: Just think of 40 days having more than one of your arms covered.
Complaining about you smoking cigars in the nursery: You can do this, honey.
Sinning: If she could just not do it, that would be great.
You'll be astounded by the difference it will make. What are some other things wives could give up for Lent? Post your ideas in the comments.
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