23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border
Sponsored · Sep 12, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.

  1. Your grandma's computer password
  2. Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
  3. Epstein's prison cell
  4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
  5. An unlocked car in Chicago
  6. Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
  7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
  8. Trusting in works for salvation
  9. Rings of Power Season 2
  10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
  11. Ashley Biden's diary
  12. The word of a Spaniard
  13. Hunter's laptop
  14. Elections in Philadelphia
  15. Ben and J-Lo's marriage
  16. German gas prices
  17. California's electric grid
  18. Your lunch in the break room fridge
  19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom
  20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
  21. Big tech's handling of your data
  22. Your 401k
  23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world


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