17 Things With A Higher Approval Rating Than Joe Biden

Politics · Oct 7, 2021 · BabylonBee.com
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Joe Biden's approval rating is not good. Sad! Not good!

Here are seventeen things with higher approval ratings than Joe Biden:


1. Candy corn - Even these tasteless cones of wax fare better in the polls than Sleepy Joe.

2. Prostate exams - Uncomfortable but at least they don't last four years.

3. The restrooms at Walmart - Unsanitary but they've never tried to sniff our hair.

4. The decision to cancel Firefly - Next time Joe Biden wants to stab us in the back, he should have the guts to do it to our face.

5. DMV employees - Hey, at least they know where they are.

6. Pearl Harbor, the Ben Affleck movie - We don't know how this one beat Joe but it did.

7. The actual attack on Pearl Harbor - At least it eventually led to the fall of Hitler.

8. Andrew Cuomo's steamy new romance novel - Yeesh. Biden's numbers must be awful.

9. The guy in your neighborhood who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween - Everyone has that guy. But hey, he's not trying to ruin your life.

10. Long John Silver's - Something's fishy about this place but at least you can just avoid it.

11. Todd - Good one, Todd! 

12. Gas station sushi - Will only make you sick one time and you'll have a great story to tell.

13. Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle - We don't know why she sells these but some people like them, we guess.

14. Alex Rodriguez's vagina candle - We don't know why he sells these but some people like them, we guess.

15. Installing a car seat - On a 120-degree day in Phoenix.

16. Wuhan's world-famous bat soup - The taste isn't so bad, it's the consistency.

17. The one true President Donald Trump - USA! USA! USA!

What do you like better than Joe Biden? Let us know in the comment section, which will likely be the longest comment section ever.