The Democratic Party is struggling with approval among men. They know they're going to have to turn that around if they want to have any chance in 2028.
To help the Democrats out, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things the party is planning to do to win back male voters:
Beards: Having hair on your face automatically makes you look more competent, no matter how feminine you may act.
Create more young men by trans-ing young women: Soon, women will no longer exist, and the Democrats will have all the men.
More butt slaps: It works for football teams.
Shirtless beach volleyball at the abortion clinic: This can also be made into a calendar to improve fundraising.
Camo tampons for the men's room: Just don't drop them in the forest woodland, or you'll never find them.
Run even older candidates: People like Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders give something for men to aspire to.
Use sports analogies in every political speech: "Men, we're going to need to throw a Hail Mary from behind the 3-point line and strike out climate change with a mean Pick 6!"
Hire Andrew Tate as a consultant: He seems like a real man's man.
More Hillary Clinton: Men can't get enough of her.
Truck: Something with a truck.
Look out, Republicans, there's a new manly party in town. What else can Democrats do to win over men? Sound off in the comments.
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