The Muslim Brotherhood was officially designated a terrorist organization by the Trump administration, but they weren't the only ones.
The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other dangerous groups President Trump has designated as terrorist organizations:
WNBA: They victimize dozens of fans every year.
Doctor Who fans: Only people hell-bent on destroying human civilization would support that show.
People who call you without texting first: The response to these butchers will be swift and brutal.
Friends who invite you golfing even though you keep telling them you're not good at golf and then randomly on a Sunday night in November they tell you they got a tee time for 10:30 tomorrow morning and now you're frantically going to buy golf balls and googling things like "where do you put the clubs in your golf bag": It's about time something was done about these people.
North Dakota: They've been operating right under our noses this whole time.
Women who are a 6 or lower: Get 'em outta here.
MSNBC: Never has freedom faced a more terrifying threat.
People who lick their thumb to turn a page: Frankly, death penalty.
The host panel of The View: They stage a new attack every single morning.
All of Congress: America's most dangerous enemies.
Members of any of the organizations listed above are now officially enemies of the United States. May God have mercy on their souls. Which groups should Trump designate as terrorists next? Post your thoughts in the comments.
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