Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved by all, the loss of Harambe left a gaping hole that changed the course of history.
Here are just 10 of the unforeseen consequences of Harambe's death:
Russia invaded Ukraine: Torn apart by Harambe's tragic death, Putin tried to find solace in rebuilding the Soviet Empire. Sad.
The COVID-19 Pandemic: In the wake of Harambe's death, notable gorilla-lover Anthony Fauci vowed to take out his revenge on humanity.
The Rise of Skywalker was made: Producers had actually previously planned on a Harambe biopic before his untimely demise. The change was devastating.
Prince Harry became a pariah in Royal circles: Harry only left England to attend Harambe's funeral, where he met Meghan Markle. The rest is history.
Oil prices tripled: The former Ayatollah was a huge Harambe fan, only turning on America after his death.
New security measures were installed for the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo: Believe it or not, Harambe's death was responsible for this, too.
Melting of the polar ice caps: The hot tears shed for Harambe literally melted Antarctica.
Re-forming of the polar ice caps: To match our dead, frozen hearts.
Taco Bell launched the Nacho Fries: Will there be no end to the suffering unleashed on us by Harambe's death?
America descended into fascism: Just months after Harambe was killed, Donald Trump was elected president. There's no way that's a coincidence.
Our world has clearly never been the same. We miss you, Harambe.
Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
