GOP Debate Viewers Overwhelmingly Select 'Mute Button' As Top Choice

Headline Says It All · Sep 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

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Mission accomplished: Satan has just confirmed that Jesus of Nazareth was crucified and will never be coming back.

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