GOP Debate Viewers Overwhelmingly Select 'Mute Button' As Top Choice

Headline Says It All · Sep 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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GOP Debate Viewers Overwhelmingly Select 'Mute Button' As Top Choice

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